So, what is the purpose of this website?
Good question. Well, you see, I've had enough of all these modern webpages with their fancy Javascript, CSS, Flash animations and their fancy AJAX. This site stands proud, being based off old basic HTML. To make up for the ugliness, I've tried to make this page more exciting with these colours, which makes it nearly impossible for anyone to read it without their eyes getting sore.
Q: Why don't you at least try to make some profit by sticking some ads on here? - ZiNgA BuRgA
Good question ZiNgA BuRgA. Well, um, ads bother me; and who would bother comming to this outdated webpage anyway?
Q: Since Google's Adsense is based off the content of the actual webpage, why don't you try sticking ads on a completely blank page to see what it does? - ZiNgA BuRgA
Hey, that's a darn good idea!
Q: You're talking to yourself, are you insane? - ZiNgA BuRgA
No, most definitely not.
Q: Why not? - ZiNgA BuRgA
Cause I said so, and this is _my_ domain
Q: So, will you eventually give in to the charms of CSS? - ZiNgA BuRgA
No.
Q: Are you sick of answering questions yet? - ZiNgA BuRgA
Not yet.... wait... wait... NOW I'm sick of answering questions.
Q: Is the reader tired of looking through these lame statements yet? - ZiNgA BuRgA
Obviously... >_>